Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, Mo.

I got it! Shoeless Joe Hardy!
 Is that what you're gonna call him?
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 A little hoedown in honor of our new star!
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO!
 What did you say his name was?
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO!
 (I have no idea what he says here honestly)
 Oh, I've got lots of ideas!
 Who came along in a puff of smoke?
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO!
 Strong as the heart of a mighty oak?
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO!
 Lucky are we to be having him!
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO!
 Just when the future was looking grim!
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO!
 Came a long, long way
 To be with us today
 With arms of steel like Hercules!
 Feet as fleet as Mercury's!
 He'll fight for us
 Do right for us!
 He'll be a beacon light for us!
 He's shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO,
 go, go, go, go!
 Go like a bat out of you know where
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 Strike at the foe let 'em know you're there
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 Shoeless Joe from Hannibal, MO
 Came upon the scene
 As fresh as Listerine
 He sneezed and blew away a calf!
 His laughter ripped a barn in half! (Go, go, go, go Joe!)
 Like sevens come, elevens come!
 Like manna from the Heavens come!
 It's Shoeless Joe from Hannibal MO
 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go
 Go like a bat out of you know where!
 Shoeless Joe from MO
 Strike at the foe let 'em know you're there
 Shoeless Joe from MO!
 Look out, look out, look out, look out for
 Shoeless Joe
 The barefoot boy!
 From Hannibal Moe!
 Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe