The Greatest

Danger, warning, good morning
 Is it dark outside or light?
 Last night was sordid
 But we conquered the boredom
 We wanna be cool and liked
 But you won't see me calling
 Don't wanna make this awkward
 I'm feeling nauseous
 And I'm seeing four of us
 But we came with five
 And we don't waste time
 We'll live or die
 When we choose like
 We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
 We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
 We're The Greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
 You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
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 One drink, two drink, we're young, we're stupid
 Who the f- knows what they're doing?
 Life is boring, and we can barely afford it
 We've been blindly assuming that this won't be our downfall
 When we work for the council
 Stuck with a houseful of kids that we now adore
 But we made on a whim, though we fade and we dim
 We're amazing and slim, the queens and the kings
 We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
 We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
 We're The Greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
 You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
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 See you in the same place when we're 83
 We're gonna live forever
 Even if I fall in love and have kids, will you wait for me?
 We'll go hell for leather
 Taking a tally of every day we lost
 Taking a vacay, taking a sick day and we're off
 When we're old men, we'll be lost
 Doing our rounds and paying the cost
 We're way past the sunshine and ice cream
 I pray it's not a pipe dream
 As dumb as it might seem
 When we're grown up, will you still like me?
 We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
 We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
 We're The Greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
 You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us
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 We'll be dancing forever, we don't know any better
 We're lazy, whatever, at least we stick together
 We're The Greatest, I mean it, we'll never be defeated
 You can take us or leave us, we don't care if you believe us