Spinnin' On This Rock

Spinnin' on this rock
 I'm looking for a clock
 I hope I don't get fired
 From my job at the dock
 But if I get fired
 You know that I'm so tired
 I sign that paper
 And I'll gladly retire...
 Then I'll have some fun
 I'll go and grab my big ol' gun
 I shoot at my friends
 And I'll watch them run...
 I won't shoot any
 Of them in the head
 I'd hate to see any
 Of my good friends dead
 Well maybe one or two
 I wouldn't mind
 Shootin' in shoulder or
 Shootin' in the spine
 Then I'd go to church
 And feel me up a nurse
 And dream about the lady
 And the alligator purse...
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 My wife left me so long ago
 She took my good sense
 And she took all my dough
 Now I live alone
 They cut off my phone
 I hardly go outside cause
 I'm accidentally prone
 I'm gonna get
 Everything right
 Im gonna get mine
 Before my heart attack
 And then I'll win the lotto
 Get me two big bags of money
 Everyone will know
 That my jokes was funny
 Spinnin' on this rock
 I'm looking for a clock
 I hope I don't get fired
 From my job at the dock
 But if I get fired
 I'm so tired
 I sign that paper
 And I'll gladly retire...
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 I ain't bitter
 But things could be better
 I live my life
 In a mohair sweater
 Then I'd be so warm
 I wouldn't shiver in a storm
 I'd finally find a fashion
 To fit my form
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 And that's all I got to say
 I done my talkin' for today
 But when you walk around
 This lonely old town
 See an old man and
 He looks down
 Just remember he is you
 You don't know his name
 And he don't know you...
 I'm spinnin' on this rock
 I'm looking for a clock
 I hope I don't get fired
 From my job at the dock
 If I get fired
 I'm so tired
 I sign that paper
 And I'll gladly retire...