Happy Happy, Joy Joy

Hello, boys and girls
 This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats
 This is a song about a whale
 No, this is a song about being happy
 That's right, it's the happy happy, joy joy song
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy
 I don't think you're happy enough
 That's right, I'll teach you to be happy
 I'll teach your grandmother to suck eggs
 Now, boys and girls, let's try it again
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy, joy
 If it ain't the granddaddy of all liars
 Think of the little critters of nature
 They don't know that they're ugly
 That's very funny, a fly marrying a bumblebee
 I told you, 'I'd shoot', but you didn't believe me
 Why didn't you believe me?
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, joy, joy
 Happy, happy, happy, happy,
 Happy, happy, happy, happy,
 Happy, happy, joy, joy, joooooy