Monster Truck Man

I'm a Monster Truck Man
 I'm a Monster Truck Man
 I drive over normal cars
 And crush 'em like tin cans
 I'm not a NASCAR MAN
 That sports' just for pussies, they can't do what I can
 I'm a monster truck man
 I'm a monster truck-in man
 I go where other trucks can't go
 I know roads that they don't know
 I crush stuff that they can't climb
 Got this truck and it's all mine
 I ride around drinkin a beer
 I make roads when roads ain't there
 I stop where I want any ol' time
 This road ain't yours it's mine
 This truck cost as much, as a room at Fort Knox
 Other guys can't drive it cuz they got small... parts
 I drive over busses at red stop lights
 I gotta Monster truck... wanna fight?
 I'm a monster truck man
 I'm a monster truck man
 I drive where- ever I can
 And that's everywhere I find
 I go where other trucks can't go
 I wreck stuff that dynamite can't blow
 I get high... from smashin' shit
 My truck keeps a-crushin' and I can't stop it
 Monster Truck
 Oh... Mah Monster Truck
 It's worth about... a million bucks
 It's much higher, than other trucks
 I'm a monster truck man... oh yeah