It Happens I Have a Picture

Now it happens I have a picture
 Of my son at the age of two
 I don't like to boast,
 but yet he's the most
 remarkable boy I ever knew (laughs)
 It happens I have a picture
 Of my daughter who's three days old
 I won't tell you lies
 Just look at those eyes
 Did you ever see her so close?
 Did I tell you what he said?
 The funniest thing I ever heard
 Did I tell you what she did?
 Well, it's too too too, absurd!
 S/he's really the living picture
 Of my wife as you claimly see
 The most people say,
 that day of today
 S/he's the picture of Me!
 S/he's really the living picture
 Of my wife as you claimly see
 The most people say,
 that day of today
 S/he's the picture
 of Me!