Rodeo Clown

She told me it was over
 With a suitcase in her hand
 When she said she'd met a cowboy
 I was picturin' the Marlboro man
 Well, it wasn't her leavin'
 Hell, it wasn't even
 The fact that she was runnin' around
 What hurts me the most
 Is she left me for a rodeo clown
 He coulda been a doctor
 A lawyer, maybe, I'd understand
 Or a bull-ridin' belt-buckle
 Snuff-dippin' macho man
 But a guy named Darryl
 Hidin' in a barrel
 Red nose and a painted-on frown
 Yeah, she didn't just leave me
 She left me for a rodeo clown
 Your friends are gonna ask me
 But I'm just gonna tell 'em a lie
 I'll say she was gettin' too clingy
 And you just had to say goodbye
 'Cause you'd get throttled
 If they knew that Ronald McDonald
 Was doin' her now
 Nah, she didn't just leave ya
 She left you for a rodeo clown
 He coulda been a doctor
 A lawyer, maybe, I'd understand
 Or a bull-ridin' belt-buckle
 Snuff-dippin' macho man
 But a guy named Darryl
 Hidin' in a barrel
 Red nose and a painted-on frown
 Nah, she didn't just leave ya
 She left you for a rodeo clown
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 If I'd known she was into
 Suspenders and big shoes
 Mighta coulda worked something out
 But she went to Vegas
 And left me for a rodeo clown
 Yeah, it hurts just to say it
 She left you for a rodeo clown