Hey Girl Fighter

Bring a quarter for the funk
 Punched and shot Hadoukens
 Kicked and Shoryukened
 Through my first three bouts
 But now I doubt
 I'll go any further
 Just can't seem to hurt her
 Oh, my female foe
 In skin tight clothes
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 With your killer thighs
 And kicks so high
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 Every single bout
 You knock me out
 I can't bear to hit her
 Nothing seems to fit her
 Oh, it must be hard
 In that sexist garb
 To get a kick or punch in
 No wardrobe malfunction
 Maybe not, 'cause I
 Lose every time
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 With your killer thighs
 And kicks so high
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 Every single bout
 You knock me out
 Don't care if she is the best
 Combatant, better than the rest
 Her moves and her outrageous chest
 They'd never pass the Bechdel test
 Still, I am ashamed to say
 I just can't take my eyes away
 And losing to her feels like bliss
 Does that make me a chauvinist?
 This is where we pause the game and go
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 With your killer thighs
 And kicks so high
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 Every single bout
 You knock me out
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 With your killer thighs
 And kicks so high
 Hey girl fighter
 Hey girl fighter
 Every single bout
 You knock me out