Heyo!

Chili's and Hooters
 They're starving to death
 They'll go the way of cereal
 Of brunch and the rest
 Napkins, vacations, won't be long 'til they die
 Murdered in the first degree by generation Y
 We'll throw our hands up in the air
 And get down on our knees
 It's time to celebrate the death
 Of things that no one needs
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 You know we killed 'em all
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Bar soap and shopping malls
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 No need for diamond rings
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 We'll take the simple things
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 You know we killed 'em all
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Bar soap and shopping malls
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 No need for diamond rings
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Boomers complaining
 We have no desire
 For golf or Harley Davidson
 Or Gucci attire
 Our beers are craft
 We got no Bud Light or Coors
 Millenials are awful
 And of this you can be sure
 We'll throw our hands up in the air
 And get down on our knees
 It's time to celebrate the death
 Of things that no one needs
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 You know we killed 'em all
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Bar soap and shopping malls
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 No need for diamond rings
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 We'll take the simple things
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 You know we killed 'em all
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Bar soap and shopping malls
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 No need for diamond rings
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 It's hard to want to buy a muscle car or buy a home
 When we don't even have enough to pay for student loans
 We wish these corpses all the best but
 While they burn in hell
 Just know that avocado toast
 Is still alive and well
 This is just a partial list
 Of victims we have claimed
 From yogurt bars to giant cars
 We left them DOA
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 You know we killed 'em all
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 Bar soap and shopping malls
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 No need for diamond rings
 Heyo! Heyo! Heyo!
 We'll take the simple things