Victorian Slumhouse

One, two
 One, two, three
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 There was a Victorian Slum House
 On the corner, by the Tesco parking lot
 Eyes wide with fascination
 As the dump trucks unloaded
 Three tons of mud for the show
 Looking back now, where did it go?
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 They held a casting call for volunteers
 Which one will be the first to cry?
 Locked in 20 people
 Then half a dozen camera crews
 They filmed at night
 Watched 'em stir
 Waking up to get to work
 But, they're running so far behind
 All the time
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 Key light from the corner
 When the family comes to pay their weekly rent
 Watch it back, we got the take
 Now break the set
 But, it's hard to control the lines
 With hands shaking by design
 Cross your heart
 We promise you'll be fine
 Until next time