If I Only Had A Brain - Extended Version

I could while away the hours
 Conferrin' with the flowers
 Consultin' with the rain
 And my head, I'd be scratchin'
 While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
 If I only had a brain
 I'd unravel every riddle
 For any individ'al
 In trouble or in pain
 With the thoughts you'll be thinkin'
 You could be another Lincoln
 If you only had a brain
 Oh, I could tell you why the ocean's near the shore
 I could think of things I never thunk before
 And then I'd sit and think some more
 I would not be just a nothin'
 My head all full of stuffin'
 My heart all full of pain
 I would dance and be merry
 Life would be a ding-a-derry
 If I only had a brain
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 Gosh, it would be awful pleasin'
 To reason out the reason
 For things I can't explain
 Then perhaps I'll deserve your
 And be even worthy of you
 If I only had a brain