Get The Ruler Out

You say you're hard
 you're soft as lard
 Think you're a man?
 Soft as flan!
 You think you're tough?
 You're mallow fluff
 You talk about
 so whip the the ruler out
 So...
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 Can you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 you say you're hard
 you're soft as lard
 Think you're a man?
 Soft as flan!
 You think you're tough?
 You're mallow fluff
 You talk about
 Get the ruler out
 So...
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Did you measure up
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!
 Did you measure up?
 Did you measureup?
 Did you measure up?
 GET THE RULER OUT!