Cowboys Do More Dope - Album Version (Edited)

Country music stars like the catchy bars
 They smoke a lot of weed
 Yeah, those country singers like to catch their buzz
 They love to drink whiskey
 Shotgun-Willie, he got popped on the highway
 With a roach of that dealie in his ashtray
 Them cocaine cowboys just don't feel right unless they're high
 Cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
 I wonder if cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
 Those long-haired rednecks like to pack their nose
 They do a lot of blow
 Those dog roofers like to take acid trips
 They love to go fast, not slow
 Behind that clean face in the closet hooked on freebase
 Lurks another up-and-coming star
 Them cranked up cowboys just don't feel right unless they're high, high
 Cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
 I wonder if cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
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 Cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
 Do you think cowboys do more dope
 Than rock 'n' rollers
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 Listen up, people
 Don't take the purple acid
 You'll have to get down off them towers