Drunk as a Skunk

Well I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I like to drink and I like to unwind,
 Like drink with my friends and have a good time
 I'm on an alcohol only diet and I can drink beer faster then you can buy it
 All my girlfriends keep walking out on me
 Cuz every time I take them out it's to the ABC
 I aint never held a job for more then a month
 I don't call in sick, I call in drunk
 Nothin' like drinkin' a beer while your pissin'
 If you've never been drunk you don't know what you're missin'
 I like gaggin' and heavin' and throwing up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I don't care what I say or do
 When I've had a few beers and a shot or two
 I'm about tore up from the floor up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I like slurring my words when I talk
 I like it when people have to help me walk
 I like to get drunk and I like to get loud
 Looky here motherfucker I'm drunk and I'm proud
 I like to get drunk and embarrass myself
 I like to get drunk and be obnoxious as hell
 I like gettin' drunk in public and gettin' locked up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I don't care what I say or do
 When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
 I'm about tore up, from the floor up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 Drunk
 Well I woke up this morning and I drank all day
 I got a drinkin' problem and I like it that way
 I'm so damn drunk that I cant see
 I'm just about as fucked up as fucked up can be
 My doctor tells me I need to quit
 I got a liver like a river but I don't give a shit
 It'll kill me one day, but I don't give a fuck
 Cuz when I die I'm gun be happy and drunk
 I don't care what I say or do
 When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
 I'm about tore up, from the floor up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I don't care what I say or do
 When I've had a few beers or a shot or two
 I'm about tore up, from the floor up
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck
 I'm drunk as a skunk and I don't give a fuck