Colorado

I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado
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 Sit around and get high, sippin' some white wine out the bottle
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 I'd throw my phone into a lake and watch it sink to a better place
 Down at the bottom
 I think my life might be better if I lived in Colorado
 'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
 Might even feel compelled to sing karaoke down at the local dive and meet some young ex-wife
 We start a brand new life
 I'd never get lonely
 Swear to God I am going
 Not that far
 But I know I won't (I know I won't)
 Yeah, I know I won't (I won't, no, no, I know that)
 Who am I kidding?
 I'm addicted to the chip on my shoulder
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 I like it best breaking a sweat, so why go somewhere that is colder?
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 And I'll admit it would be nice, to meet some guy who's not my type
 And move to Boulder
 But I think I'd probably hate my life if I lived in Colorado (I think I'd probably hate my life)
 'Cause maybe there I'd like myself, work on my mental health
 Might even feel compelled to finally let go
 But it's an empty dream
 That shit's not meant for me
 I'll choose the devil I know over the heaven I don't
 Swear to God I am going
 Not that far
 But I know I won't (I know I won't)
 Yeah, I know I won't (I won't, no, no, I know that)
 Yeah, I know I tell myself I'm leaving
 This is hell, but I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
 Yeah, I'll stay right here
 I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
 I'll stay right here (I'll stay right here)
 I'll stay right here (I'm used to heaving)
 Yeah, I'll stay right here (I'll stay right, I'll stay right)
 I'll stay right here