Ether Rag

Well there's a can, and it calls your name
 It's only $3.99 at the gas station down the way
 So put on your dancing shoes, and we'll shake, shake, shake
 Lord knows, you've got aches to alleviate
 And from your head, down to your toes
 From your tailbone, up to the back of your throat
 Well, it ain't no chore and it ain't no drag
 Singing along and dancing the ether rag
 Picture this: that's you and me, in our sunday best
 Why don't you keep your expectations low, so you'll be impressed
 That's you and me, so don't be getting so stressed!
 Well i ain't got the time for them shiny needles
 Ain't got no fancy pills to take
 That's why i just inhale and i exhale and i
 Give my brain cells a break!
 So it feels like you're out! and you're losing your grip
 You tried standing on solid ground, but your feet they seem to refuse to stick
 And the ghosts all around in the room, they keep throwing a fit
 You're out, you're falling fast and you're losing your grip!
 Why don't you just
 Take a deep breath?
 And try to relax?
 And we can dance
 The ether rag