The Pajama Game: There Once Was a Man

There once was a man who loved a woman
 She was the one he slew a dragon for
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
 But me-ee
 I love you more.
 (BABE: Tell me!)
 And there once was a man who loved a woman
 She was the one he gave his kingdom for
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
 But me-ee
 I love you more
 My love is a giant, fierce and defiant
 But how can I prove it to you?
 Ain't got no kingdom or dragon
 To back up my braggin'
 How can I show what I would do?
 I only know there once was a man
 Who loved a woman
 She was the one he ate the apple for
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee
 But me-ee, I love you more
 BABE: There once was a woman who loved a man
 He was the one that she took poison for
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee
 But me-ee, I love you more
 And there once was a woman who loved a man,
 He was the one she swam the channel for
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee
 But me-ee, I love you more.
 My love's meteoric, it's merely historic
 A whirlwind, a cyclone on wheels
 It rocks my whole solar plexus,
 It's bigger than Texas
 I just can't tell you how it feels
 I only know there once was a woman
 Who loved a man
 Loved him enough to cause the Trojan War
 They say that nobody ever loved as much as she-ee
 But me-ee,
 I love you more! more! more! more!
 More than a hangman loves his rope
 More than a dopefiend loves his dope
 More than an Injun loves his scalps
 More than a yodeler loves his alps
 More More More more more!
 SID: There once was a man who loved a woman
 BABE: there once was a woman who loved a man
 SID: She was the one he slew the dragon for
 BABE: He was the one that she took poison for
 SID // BABE: They say that nobody ever loved as much as he-ee // she-ee
 BOTH: But me-ee, I love you more!
 But me-ee-ee-ee-ee! I love you more!