There's Nothing Like It

Man 2
 There's nothing like it
 There's nothing like it in the world
 This lovely feeling of well-being
 What you're seeing
 Is a man who's incredibly fit!
 Would you believe it?
 That once i weighed two hundred fifty
 I was a pudgy as a pig
 Not just big
 I was fat
 I was gross
 But now i'm trim and nifty
 God reached his hand down and granted me a gifty: health!
 Woman 1 man 2
 I feel so healthy there's nothing like it in the world
 And you can bet the moment
 I zip up my sweater
 Wow!
 I feel better
 Pow!
 Man2, woman 1
 It's so great to feel fit this is it
 Man 1
 Would you believe it there's nothing like it
 Two years ago i felt a chest pain
 There's nothing like it
 I heard my doctor mention stroke
 I bought the gym shorts
 And i broke
 I bought the sweat-suit
 Bought some weights
 I bought the snorkel
 Gave up coke
 I bought the wetsuit
 Joined a gym
 That's when our psyches
 Bought a bike
 Began to feed us
 Learned to swim
 We bought the nikes
 Learned to hike
 And the adidas
 Woman 2
 Bought a scale
 Which showed i had to take control below
 And so i bought myself jane fonda
 Man 2, woman 1, man 1
 Have you noticed one two one two one two one two
 That in the fonda family jane is thin one two and young too
 And peter's thin one two and young two
 And hank was thin
 Wonder if i'm getting younger?
 They're just thin
 Yes i'm feeling younger
 And they're always been
 One and two and getting younger
 The fonda's younger, younger,
 Are thin people younger, younger...
 All
 There's nothing like it
 There's nothing like it in the world
 It must be wonderful to witness
 All this fitness
 How we wish we were you watching us!
 Men women
 Would you believe it?
 Would you believe this turn of fate?
 Once i was not considered sexy
 That once i could not get a date
 Now i'm considered quite the stud
 As i perspire
 Full of bean
 My future's brighter
 Hotter blood
 My breasts are higher
 Tighter jeans
 My buns are tighter
 All
 Now life is fun and free of all those tensions
 'Til i run into the thing nobody mentions:
 Pain! Ugh! Pain! Ugh!
 Man 1
 Pain, i feel pain
 In my calves, in my thighs others
 Pain, pain...
 In my heart, in the blood
 Pounding deep in my eyes
 Man 1, woman 2
 Well, it's good when you hurt
 Yes, it's good when you strive
 When you hurt you're awake
 When you ache you're alive
 Man 1, woman 1, woman 2
 I read in a book that the pain that you feel
 Is the right sort of pain
 It's the proof that you're real
 All
 I've read all the books and i live them all day
 And i heard what they wrote
 And all i can say is:
 Bullshit
 Bullshit
 Hush now
 What's this rush now
 After torturing my bo
 Can it be there's a god after all?
 I think i'm breaking through the wall
 And all at once i'm standing tall
 I can feel my backbone lengthen
 Shoulders straighten
 Heartbeat strengthen
 Look there,
 The home stretch
 I'm filled with grace from facing the odds
 The thrill of the chase
 As i race with the gods
 Is like nothing in the world
 And i am never growing old
 And i am going for the gold
 And my life story will be sold
 'Cause i'm like nothing in the world!