You Want to Be My Friend?

Man 2
 You're so good
 You're too good for me you are
 You're the best damn person
 I have known by far
 If i could,
 You know i'd never throw this curve
 You're a goddess
 And i'm not what you deserve
 What i am saying is
 Our thing must end
 But though it must
 I want to be your friend
 Woman 2
 Friend? Friend?
 You wanna be my friend?
 You wanna be my friend?
 Oh, that's nice
 You wanna be my friend
 I have friends i know from college
 High school pals that i still see
 I have sisters in soror'ties
 'Cross the country fond of me
 Two chums that date from grade school
 One whole fam'ly in st. Paul
 There are kids i know from summer camp who still give me a call
 I have friends from when i lived in paris
 And my singles cruise
 I have five old boyfriends who still call me up to schmooze
 I have buddies from the lab in boston
 Colleagues from the zoo
 I've got an aunt in cleveland
 That i always can turn to
 I got enough friends!!!
 Man 2
 (perhaps i should be going)
 You stay right there.
 You wanna be my friend
 You wanna be my friend
 Well i'm touched
 You wanna be my friend
 I want a lover and a husband
 And a partner and a spouse
 I want someone to split expenses with me
 On a summer house
 I want a father for my unborn children
 Someone who's in tune
 And since i'll be thirty-nine next month
 I want him rather soon
 I want someone to buy rugs and lamps with
 Someone who'll co-sign
 I want a small joint bank account
 In his name and in mine
 I need someone i can fight with
 Learn to cook with
 Love to feed
 Come to think of it
 There's only one thing that i do not need
 I don't need another friend!!!
 Man 2
 (i really think i...)
 You stay right there!
 (you're right, i deserve this you're such
 A wonderful person and i'm such a...)
 I don't need to hear from you i'm perfect
 Then end up all wet
 I am tired of being the greatest girl
 A man has ever met
 (but i don't want to make a commitment to you)
 Ha! Can't you see?
 You don't want to tell the truth, oh no
 You just want out from me
 Yes, i know inside you're fragile
 Yes, you're mother was a mess
 If that's why you can't receive a woman's love
 I could care less.
 I don't need to know it's your fault
 Have some balls
 It doesn't fit
 You're not sick, deprived, misunderstood or weak
 You're just a shit!
 And you wanna be my friend
 Who'd want you as a friend?
 Is my name on this lease?
 Huh?
 Is my name on this lease?
 Yeah.
 Then get out of my apartment!!