The Flu Hatin' Rap

Flu, yo, you gotta be aware
 Aware of all the flu, up in the air
 I'ma get me a shot, make the flu go away
 Flu-hatin' rapper, just rappin' away
 Yo, yo, flu-hatin' rapper, it's a flu hatin' rap
 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, flu hatin' rap
 First, you step to the left
 Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
 If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin'
 The flu snot is glistenin'
 All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
 Go to the crapper, when the poop comes out like liquid
 That means you've got the flu
 So then, what do you do?
 You go to the doctor, you get a shot
 Actually, it's too late at that point
 This is about flu awareness
 Gotta be aware of the flu in the airness
 Yo, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
 My name is MC Haps, MC Haps
 MC Haps, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
 Don't need a keeper, don't need a trapper
 I'm not a student here, I'm a person you hired
 To dance in the fire
 The fire of flu awareness
 Ha! Hot, hot, hip-hop
 It's a flu-hatin' rap
 Hey, hey, flu-hatin' rap
 First, you step to the left
 Then you step to the right and your chin is cleft
 If you don't have the flu, then don't bother listenin'
 The flu snot is glistenin'
 All around us, I'm a flu-hatin' rapper
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 I love Morty
 And I hope Morty loves me
 I'd like to wrap my arms around him and feel him inside me