Soft Bitch

You turned me into the softest bitch I know
 I used to wilt flowers, now I make them grow
 I was sour, I was mean, kids would cry when they looked at me
 But that all changed
 Love made me approachable
 Love made me sweet
 It's fucking miserable
 But it can't be beat
 Love made me cordial
 It never ends
 I want to terrify you
 But instead we're friends
 Love made me soft
 For the best
 You turned me into Gandhi's little cousin
 I spread peace and joy, like I'm not above them
 I miss the days when I was nasty, Christians wouldn't dare to pass me
 But that all changed
 Love made me approachable
 Love made me sweet
 It's fucking miserable
 But it can't be beat
 Love made me cordial
 It never ends
 I want to terrify you
 But instead we're friends
 Love made me soft
 For the best