Shia LaBeouf Live

You're walking in the woods
 There's no one around and your phone is dead
 Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him (Shia LaBeouf)
 He's following you, about 30 feet back
 He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
 He's gaining on you
 Shia LaBeouf
 You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
 He's almost upon you now
 And you can see there's blood on his face
 My God, there's blood everywhere!
 Running for your life (from Shia LaBeouf)
 He's brandishing a knife (It's Shia LaBeouf)
 Lurking in the shadows
 Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
 Living in the woods (Shia LaBeouf)
 Killing for sport (Shia LaBeouf)
 Eating all the bodies
 Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
 Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
 But you're hopelessly lost yourself
 Stranded with a murderer
 You creep silently through the underbrush
 Aha! In the distance
 A small cottage with a light on
 Hope! You move stealthily toward it
 But your leg! Ah!
 It's caught in a bear trap!
 Gnawing off your leg (quiet, quiet)
 Limping to the cottage (quiet, quiet)
 Now you're on the doorstep
 Sitting inside; Shia LaBeouf
 Sharpening an axe (Shia LaBeouf)
 But he doesn't hear you enter (Shia LaBeouf)
 You're sneaking up behind him
 Strangling superstar Shia LaBeouf
 Fighting for your life with Shia LaBeouf
 Wrestling a knife from Shia LaBeouf
 Stab it in his kidney
 Safe at last from Shia LaBeouf
 You limp into the dark woods
 Blood oozing from your stump leg
 You've beaten Shia LaBeouf
 Wait! He isn't dead
 Shia surprise
 There's a gun to your head and death in his eyes
 But you can do jiu-jitsu (you can do it)
 Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
 Legendary fight with Shia LaBeouf
 Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf
 You try to swing an axe at Shia LaBeouf
 But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
 He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
 You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
 You're chopping off his head now
 You have just decapitated Shia LaBeouf
 His head topples to the floor, expressionless
 You fall to your knees and catch your breath
 You're finally safe from Shia LaBeouf