Not Me

Let's put woman and man together
 To find out which one is smarter
 Some say men, but I say, no
 The women play the men like a puppet show
 Not me, it is the people who say
 That the men are leading the women astray
 But I say that the women of today
 Smarter than men in every way
 They're smart, they're clever chicks
 They're smart with crazy tricks
 They got no mercy in their heart
 They're smart, intelligent
 Ever since the world began
 Woman was always fooling man
 And if you listen to me attentively
 I want to show you how the woman's smarter than me
 Not me, it is the people who say
 That the men are leading the women astray
 But I say that the women of today
 Smarter than men in every way
 They're smart, they're clever chicks
 Oh, they're sharp with clever tricks
 They got no mercy in their heart
 They're smart, they're pretty shrewd
 Samson was the strongest man long ago
 Nobody could beat him, that we all know
 And when he clashed with Delilah, like soldiers said
 She found that the strength was in the hair of the head
 Not me, it is the people who say
 That the men are leading the women astray
 But I say that the women of today
 Smarter than men in every way
 Now I had a little girl named Doraldee
 She marry me independently
 She was saving the money all the time
 And then she ran to Cuba with a friend of mine
 Not me, it is the people who say
 That the men are leading the women astray
 But I say that the women of today
 Smarter than men in every way
 They're smart, they're clever chicks
 They're smart with crazy tricks
 They got no mercy in their hearts
 They smart, they intelligent, man
 Had another girl named Emilee
 She promised that she would marry with me
 But then she put me in jail and when I go to see
 I find that she already married to two or three
 Not me it is the people who say
 That the men are leading the women astray
 But I say that the women of today
 Smarter than men in every way