Goodbye, Old Girl

(Come on, the team needs you, let's not waste any more time)
 (Alright, but I want to, I want to leave a note for my wife first)
 Goodbye, old girl
 My old girl
 When you awaken, I'll be gone
 Can't tell you where I go
 It isn't fair, I know
 But trust in me and carry on
 Goodbye, old friend
 My old friend
 There's something I must let you know
 I haven't said it much
 I guess I've lost my touch
 But, my old girl, I love you so
 Now I know it hasn't all been rosy
 We've had squabbling days where tears were brought about
 But in a moment or two, we would bill and coo
 And never even knew what we fought about
 And now your Joe has to go
 But he'll come back to you again
 So sleep your sleep, old girl
 Our love will keep, old girl, 'til then
 We'll call you Hardy, Joe Hardy, you'll be 22 years old
 They'll put a new wing on that baseball museum at Cooperstown
 Dedicated to you: The Hardy's Shrine (haha)
 Alright, let's go, the cab's waiting
 Hey! Did you? (Haha)
 I-I can't believe it! Why? It's incredible!
 And though your Joe has to go
 He may come back to you again
 So sleep your sleep, old girl
 Our love will keep, old girl, 'til then
 Goodbye, old girl
 My old girl
 Goodbye!