Hangover For Christmas

Drinkin' fireball by the fireplace
 Don't need mistletoe to make out with your face
 Out front, we got Jack Frost sippin' White Claw
 Did the eggnog knock out grandma? What?
 There's an evergreen naked in the corner
 There'll be tons of presents, come Christmas mornin'
 We're too drunk to hang the stockings with care
 Santa, leave the lumps of coal like anywhere
 The holidays get trippy when you're 21
 Your parents start lyin', sayin' Santa won't come
 If you get too drunk, shit, well I'm too drunk
 But I ain't the only one
 Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 It's the gift that keeps on givin'
 I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
 I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
 I know Jesus loves sinners
 He made wine outta water
 It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
 It's a family tradition, yeah, I'm
 Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 I'm wearin' sunglasses when I'm inside
 My mother's brother is killin' my vibe
 Can't open gifts 'til dad's outta bed
 I wanna relive Christmas Eve again
 Flashback to reindeer's hooves on the roof
 Snow cones made with 90 proof
 Peppermint schnapps and Smirnoff
 Go back to singin' off-key to Rudolph
 And gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 It's the gift that keeps on givin'
 I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
 I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
 I know Jesus loves sinners
 He made wine outta water
 It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
 It's a family tradition, bitches
 Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 Sleigh bells don't sound the same
 When they're rockin' around the migraine
 If you're wonderin' what I want next year
 Let it be Everclear
 I'm gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 It's the gift that keeps on givin'
 I won't be able to look at the turkey dinner
 I'll blame it on the snow when I shiver
 I know Jesus loves sinners
 He made wine outta water
 It started off jolly, mighta ended up naughty
 Santa, I'm sorry, but, I'm
 Gettin' a hangover for Christmas
 But I'd still like to be considered for the nice list