Just Me & My Plants

Southside, Monstera
 Eastside, Alocasia
 Westside, ZZ, uh
 It's just me and my plants
 Sometimes I water 'em
 Sometimes I walk around the yard
 And show my daughter 'em
 It's just me and my plants
 I'm into gardenin'
 They call me soft
 But all these bars
 I still go hard in 'em
 It's just me and my plants
 Time for a new pot
 Fill it with well draining soil
 Never overwater
 You don't want no root rot
 Crabgrass all in my way
 And I pray everyday
 Let me say what a fight it's been
 If they leaves looking yellow
 And they aint too green
 That may mean that they need
 Some more nitrogen
 See the rule of thumb is full sun and They burn
 Too little light aint right either, You'll learn
 They need fertilizer, sun, water, and Dirt
 Then photosynthesizing just might Work
 They like to climb so give they ass a Pole
 Before you know it roots are taking Hold
 Absorbing nutrients up from the Soil
 Let's grow!
 It's just me and my plants
 Sometimes I water 'em
 Sometimes I walk around the yard
 And show my daughter 'em
 It's just me and my plants
 I'm into gardenin'
 But people out here prop-liftin'
 So I Been guardin 'em
 It's just me and my plants
 It's just me and my plants
 It's just me and my plants
 It's just me and my plants
 It's just me and my plants
 Back in the yard I been pullin up Weeds from the garden
 We sewin our seeds in the mornin'
 Yo man has been callin himself a Plant daddy but he cannot hang
 All this work is exhaustin him
 Often I find me an orphan at Walmart
 I bring it right back home and foster It
 Usually I end up dropping more Money on rehab
 Than what the whole plant and the Pot costed
 Are you hearing this, yo?
 He's got lyrical flow
 When the miracle grow isn't Working
 You may need to resort
 To the things you heard
 When you Started listening to these verses
 Or your anthuriums, hoyas, and More
 Could get a disease or maybe even Worse
 You could kill your brand new little fiddle-leaf fig, ya dig?
 It's just me and my plants
 Sometimes I water 'em
 Sometimes I walk around the yard
 And show my daughter 'em
 It's just me and my plants
 I'm into gardenin'
 They call me soft
 But all these bars
 I still go hard in 'em
 It's just me and my plants