Everybody Farts

Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 I'm farting in the morning time
 I'm farting when the night time comes
 I'm farting in the pouring rain
 And I'm farting in the sun
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 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 If you have a fart you can hold
 Hold on, hold on, hold on
 To let it go would be a sin
 
 Well, you could leave the room so fast
 So your friends won't breathe it in
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 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 They say who smelt it dealt it
 Whoever did the rhyme did the crime
 But that's not really true
 No it's not, it's not true at all
 Even without eating black beans
 Or meat or cheese or carbonated drinks
 They come out of me and you
 
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Where do they come from these smells from behind
 From the air we swallow and the food that we eat
 When we eat food it is digested into our intestines
 It is broken down to get the nutrients we need for life
 When this happens nitrogen
 Methane and carbon dioxide gasses are released and sit inside
 They have to come out 'cause they must be free, ya mon
 Your mommy farts
 Your daddy farts
 Your brother farts
 Your sister farts
 Even all the people on your streets make a fart
 Everybody needs to fart every single day
 If they do no farting there's going to be some pain
 Dogs they fart
 Cats they fart
 Cows that eat the grass, they fart
 Zebras fart
 Camels fart
 As termites eat your house they fart
 Farting is so natural it's as healthy as can be
 If you smell one stinking, don't you look at me
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts
 Everybody farts, everybody farts