Counterman

well i'm a counterman at the auto zone store in
 birmingham alabama
 we got everything from a to z some miscellaneous and
 what have ya
 i got the parts to fix all the parts of cars that make
 'em all blow smoke
 but i ain't got the part for the part of my heart that
 woman of mine just broke
 well i'm a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to
 stay with me the resta my life
 i's crazy for wishin' that blond beautician would
 settle down and be my wife
 i'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted,
 dancin' holes in her high heels
 'cause she's purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as
 an oldsmobile
 i even talked to the fram air filter man about makin'
 her miss december
 on the calender for the customers and distributors and
 vendors
 well my mama said it'd probably go to her head and hell
 i guess my mama was right
 'cause i'm puttin cashews in my coat, she's at the
 burgundy room tonight
 well i'm a counterman and i's a countin' on her just to
 stay with me the resta my life
 hell i's crazy for wishin' that wild beautician would
 settle down and be my wife
 i'd bet a set of plugs she's powdered up and painted,
 dancin' holes in her high heels
 'cause she purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as an
 oldsmobile
 ah she's purty as a cherry '57 chevy and smooth as an
 oldsmobile