Big Blue Devil

I'm in a steel-cold sauna
 And I really don't wanna'
 I should be strapped in a hammock like Richard Burton
 In the Night Of The Iguana
 I'm on the jumpin' beans
 I drive the big machine
 I've got a big blue devil on either side
 And I'm always stuck in between
 Fadin' so hard so hard
 I need a jumpin' start
 I've got the 'soldiers heart'
 Steppin' out, drink it down, shoot it up, blackin' out
 Livin' the part
 I'm on the jumpin' beans
 I drive the big machine
 I've got a big blue devil on either side
 And I'm always stuck in between
 Fadin' so hard so hard
 The boys and me are always merry and bright
 Singin', sinnin', swingin', grinnin' in the spotlight
 It's a deep intruder
 It's a demon absoluta'
 She's a long-lost, rode-hard, cool, tall, thin, blonde
 Standing-up-Buddha
 She's on the jumpin' beans
 She drives the big machine
 She's got a big blue devil on either side
 That she's always stuck in between
 Fadin' so hard so hard