Inflatable Doll

I was lookin' for a decent girl
 I looked all over the East coast
 But the one that impressed me
 Held me and caressed me
 The one that who really means the most
 She's my woman, she's my lover, she's my friend
 Into any position she will bend
 She's my inflatable doll
 My inflatable doll
 She looks about fifteen
 Miss Polyethylene
 She got ruby lips na na na na
 Shapely hips
 She's my kinky, kinky, kinky, kinky, queen
 She whispered "You're the first"
 Just before she burst
 She's my inflatable doll
 Inflatable doll
 I tried to patch things up
 To pump her courage up
 I was so elated
 When her breasts were reinflated
 Up to that triple D cup
 The only girl I want, yeah yeah yeah
 Thanks a lot, thanks a lot, DuPont
 She's my inflatable doll
 She's my inflatable doll
 She never, she never asks me to take out the garbage
 I took her to church, ha ha,
 but she wouldn't confess,
 Uh, no, no, no, naw, naw, naw
 The life of all the parties
 After the guests have gone
 Down at the...
 Down at the dark end of the disco
 Places where me and Mrs. Polyethylene be
 She never asks me... Yeah! Oh, no,
 She never asks me to take out the garbage