Side by Side by Side

I mean, when you've got friends like mine
 I mean, when you've got friends like mine
 Isn't it warm, isn't it rosy, side by side
 She's such a sweetheart
 By side?
 Isn't she a sweetheart?
 Ports in a storm comfy and cozy, side by side
 She never loses her cool
 By side?
 I envy that
 Everything shines
 How sweet
 Side by side
 We're just so fond of her
 By side
 Parallel lines who meet
 Love her
 Can't get enough of her
 Everyone winks
 Nobody's nosy
 Side by side
 She feels exactly the way I do
 By side
 About everything
 You make the drinks and I'll bring the posy
 Side by side
 She's always there when you need her
 By side
 That's class
 One is lonely, and two is boring, think what you can keep ignoring
 Side
 She's my best friend
 By side
 Second-best
 By side
 Pal and pinch-hitter
 Plus a perfect babysitter!
 Year after year
 Older and older
 It's amazing. We've gotten older every year and she seems to stay exactly the same
 Sharing a tear, lending a shoulder
 You know what comes to my mind when I see her?
 The Chrysler building
 Isn't that weird?
 Always in fun? No strain
 Sometimes I catch her looking and looking
 I just look right back
 Permanent sun, no rain
 We're so crazy, she's so sane
 Everyone blends, like a good whiskey
 A person like Bobbie doesn't have the good things and she doesn't have the bad things
 But she doesn't have the good things
 Intimate friends, but nothing that's risky
 Let me make her a drink
 She's the only person I know, I feel should drink more
 One's impossible, two is dreary
 Three is company, safe and cheery
 Side
 She always looks like she's keeping score
 By side
 Who's winning, Bobbie?
 Here is the church
 Here is the steeple
 Open the doors and
 See all the crazy, married people
 What would we do without you?
 How would we ever get through?
 Who would I complain to for hours?
 Who'd bring me the flowers when I have the flu?
 Who'd finish yesterday's stew?
 Who'd take the kids to the zoo?
 Who is so cool?
 And who is so deep?
 And who would keep him (her) company when I want to sleep?
 How would we ever get through?
 What would we do without you?
 Huff huff huff huff
 What would we do without you?
 How would we ever get through?
 Should there be some marital tension
 It's her intervention
 Let's starts anew
 Who could we open up to, secrets we keep from guess-who?
 Who is so safe and who is so sound?
 You never need an analyst with Bobbie around
 How could we ever get through?
 What would we do without you?
 Huff huff huff huff
 What would we do without you?
 How would we ever get through?
 Who sends anniversary wishes?
 Who helps with the dishes
 And never says boo?
 Who changes subjects on cue?
 Who cheers us up when we're blue?
 Who is a flirt but never a threat
 Reminds us of our birthdays which we always forget?
 How would we ever get through?
 What would we do without you?
 Huff huff huff huff
 What would we do without you?
 How would we ever get
 How would we ever get
 How would we ever get
 How would we ever get through?
 What would we do without you?
 Just what you usually do!
 Right!
 You who sit with us
 You who share with us
 You who fit with us
 You who bear with us
 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
 Yoo-hoo! Yoo-hoo!
 OKay, now everybody-
 Isn't it warm, isn't it rosy, side by side?
 Ports in a storm, comfy and cozy, side by side?
 Everything shines, how sweet, side by side
 Parallel lines who meet, side by side
 Year after year, older and older, side by side
 Sharing a tear and lending a shoulder, side by side
 Two's impossible, two is gloomy, give another number to me
 Side by side, by side
 By side, by side, by side, by side, by side
 By side, by side, by side, by side, by side
 By side!