High School Confidential

She's a cool, blonde, scheming bitch
 She make my body twitch
 Walking down the corridor
 You can hear her stilettos click
 I want her so much I feel sick
 The girl can't help it
 She really can't help it now
 It's like a high school
 A high school confidential
 A high school, a high school confidential
 Teenage Brando's stalk her in the halls. (Stella!)
 They tease her with cat calls
 She's a combination
 Anita Ekbert, Mamie Van Dorne
 Dagmar
 A high school confidential
 A high school, a high school confidential
 What's the principal doing with her?
 Who's that guy?
 Is he screwing with her?
 What's her perfume?
 "Tigress" by Faberge
 It makes me cream my jeans when she comes my way
 A high school, a high school confidential
 A high school, a high school confidential
 She drives a candy pink Cadillac
 If I don't get her soon, I'll have a heart attack
 When she passes me a look I wanna burn my books
 Give up high school
 Oh well, well, well, well
 A high school, a high school confidential
 A high school, a high school confidential
 A high school, high school confidential
 A high school, high school confidential