Barflies at the Beach

Alright all you swing cats
 Let's try something new
 Drag your elbows off the bar
 Move your can from the old barstool
 There's a place called the ocean
 Probably heard about in school
 Well, they ain't got no martinis there
 But man, that water's cool
 And guess what my bar clad buddies
 They got women down there too
 But that's for rope soap romeo
 That bum ain't got a clue
 Just for viewin' pleasure
 Head down by the pier
 Think of all the dough you'll save
 On whisky, gin and beer
 Now the moral of this story
 There's more to life than jazz and bars
 So plop your ass down in the sand
 And look up at the stars
 And if you're feelin' homesick
 Bring a showgirl or two
 Toss 'em out a volleyball
 And hey baby, enjoy the view