Hoops

You've never seen what I could do.
 Like run a mile and jump hoops too
 And ruin everything for you
 Could make me smile if you want to
 Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
 Between the shit and the shovel,
 The ass lick and the grovel and God
 Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!
 And everything you do
 To make me happy but you could
 Make me jump and spin Loops too
 And crack a smile in front of you
 Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
 Between the shit and the shovel,
 The ass lick and the grovel and God
 Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!
 You know I hate it when you cry
 It makes me want to burn your eyes
 With a poker every time
 And chase my tail to make you smile.
 Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
 Between the shit and the shovel,
 The ass lick and the grovel and God
 Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!
 Duckin' and divin' skippin' and skivin'
 Between the shit and the shovel,
 The ass lick and the grovel and God
 Oh what a Lord, makes me thankful for being bored!