Sleeping With Michael

Young kids sleeping with Michael
 Are little bit frightful
 At night they're screamin', "Oh my, I want my mama"
 Young kids napping with Michael
 Are gonna need dry clothes
 At night, he's screamin'
 He'll read you books, tuck you in bed and
 Give you a kiss, say "Goodnight, Kevin"
 Now go to bed, you're only seven
 But first let's get, naked for a second
 No, no
 Just let me go-o-o, I wan't to go ho-o-ome
 He's sayin', "No, no"
 But he's sayin', "Yes, yes, yes, 'cause you're in Neverland"
 (Hee-hee)
 Young kids sleepin' with Michael
 Are getting a blindfold
 At night they're screamin', "Oh my, I want my mama"
 Young kids nappin' with Michael
 Their screaming is stifled
 At night he's screamin'
 Michael's gone kinda crazy
 Finds boys kinda tasty
 And people say, "I don't know, his songs are great"
 Young kids sleepin' with Michael
 Are little bit frightful
 At night he's screamin'
 Let's go to bed, I'll get the lotion
 But don't be scared, I brought some Trojans
 Let's have some tea, have a sleepover
 If you love me, you won't tell no one
 No, no
 No, please don't go-o-o, ET phone ho-o-ome
 He's sayin', "No, don't go"
 But they're sayin', "Yes, yes, yes, let me leave Neverland"
 (Hee hee)
 Young kids sleepin' with Michael
 Are getting a thigh pulled
 At night they're screamin', "Oh my, I want my mama"
 Young kids napping with Michael
 Are gonna get dry boned
 At night, he's screamin'
 Michael's gone kinda crazy
 His monkey is rapey
 And people say, "I didn't know that Michael's gay"
 Young kids sleepin' with Michael
 Are little bit frightful
 At night, he's screamin'
 Hey, why you sayin' that I did that? That's ignorant
 I never came inside a kid's ass (Yeah)
 I just like kids, is that a crime? (Yes)
 All we did was sleep, his parents said it's fine (it's fine)
 Hey Macaulay, tell 'em we're just friends (C'mon)
 Don't tell on me, I pay your fuckin' rent
 Young kids sleepin' with Michael
 Are getting a eyeful
 At night, they're screamin', "Oh my, I want my mama"
 Young kids nappin' with Michael
 Their hole is too tight though
 At night, he's screamin'
 (Hee hee heee, come on!)
 Michael's gone kinda crazy
 Finds boys kinda tasty
 And people say, "I don't know, his songs are great"
 Young kids sleeping with Michael
 Are little bit frightful
 At night, he's screamin'