The Day Merman Met Todd "the Harpoon" Wilson

You hear, the merman swampin' around
 Grab your ears, look away, try to block out the sound
 Then you smell the sludge, see a lifeless shell
 Close your eyes, look away, better get up and...
 Want to see our world, want to play our game
 Knowing that your life is rotting away
 Call anyone, even call collect,
 Figure out quick what you're gonna do next!
 Only the strong survive when you play our game of hit and run
 See all the horrors of life when the snake strikes in your eden
 Only the strong survive when you play our game of hit and run
 See all the horrors of life when the snake strikes in your eden
 Want to see our world, try to play our game
 Knowing that your life is rotting away
 Call anyone, even call collect
 Figure out quick, nothing you can do!
 You breathe, the smoke into your lungs now
 To see what hides beyond the angel's light
 Only the strong survive when you play our game of hit and run
 See all the horrors of life when the snake strikes in your eden
 He grabs you stab he takes a bite, take his life, take this life
 He pulls you grab he tears away take his life, take this life
 The waves crash down, his hands become clenched
 From the harpoon tainted with Poseidon's stench
 The disintegrating deck teeters away
 Because now he knows, foul things are at play!