Boobs

You've gotta have boobs
 If you want to impress tycoons and rubes
 You need boobs to fill out a sweater
 You need 2 but 3 might be better
 (That's one in the back for dancing)
 Doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doot doo
 You've gotta be stacked
 Hey, you gotta be grouped
 Individually packed
 For with boobs you can start a romance off
 Make a man stand right up and take his... hat off
 (I know it doesn't rhyme, ducky, but it does keep me legitimate)
 To make a bull for the earth and Even a cow has to show her utters
 You've gotta have boobs
 B-O-O-B-S
 Some push 'em up
 Some stick 'em out
 And some keep 'em flappin' in the breeze
 Some tie then down because if they don't
 They would hang down to their knees
 Just you tease
 You've gotta have boobies
 If you want men to offer diamonds and rubies
 Why, even a tennis player would knock his balls out
 (Over the net)
 For a chick who fills each cup until she falls out
 Big, small, medium, or oversized
 They've all got that flavor and it's You've gotta have boobs
 B-O-O-B-S
 Now, some have enough
 And some have too much
 And some, like me, could stand a whole lot more
 Some are like watermelons
 And some are like grapes
 And some are like knobs upon the door
 What's your score?
 You've gotta be filled
 Two fried eggs will never grab him like grapefruits will
 (And they're both breakfast foods)
 But listen girls, don't try to fool your lover
 Remember, he can go to Good Year if he wants rubber
 Some men are leg men and some are behind men
 But if he's a boobs man even a blind man'll find 'em
 You've gotta have boobs
 B-O-O-B-S
 You think it's easy to write songs like this?
 Lots of research
 Just think if all us girls had boobies with fluorination
 We could take the cavities out of the whole damn nation
 A nibble a day keeps the dentist away
 All like big knockers
 (This goes over great in Israel)
 You've gotta have boobs
 Oh, be kind to your flat-chested friends
 Tomorrow she may be bigger than you are
 You start out with A-cup and wind up with E-cup
 Silicon's a girl's best friend.