Hurl at My Life

I come from the place of deadbeat fathers
 Get on the Maury show and scream and holler
 I'll never be the President of the United States
 Way too intellegent, and great at debates
 You ever doubt me? I'll dispel it
 Know what I douse myself with? fuel propellant
 I douse myself while I wear a blonde wig
 I douse myself while I dance a little jig
 Master chraftsman like Geppetto, rhymes I give away
 On the coastline strolling down the esplanade
 It's Hammertime and I'm dancing, flaming foolproof
 New breed and I'm jerking til I reproduce
 I'm in the traffic with my cock on HARD! (ON HARD!)
 Playing Katy Perry while I'm tugging my BALLS!, (BALLS!)
 Wearing leather pants, but shit, they ripped!
 And now you see the ring thats hanging from my dick!
 Alone at home, I'm at my best
 I don't get pressured no more, I get stressed
 45-39 YO
 D-E-T east-side tho
 Sleeping with my Teddy y'all
 Haters want to see me fall
 It's obvious I'm humorous
 You are all the witnesses
 Sleeping with my Teddy y'all
 Haters want to see me fall
 It's obvious I'm humorous
 You are all the witnesses, TRICK!
 Hurl, at my life
 I Hurl, at my life
 Hurl, at my life
 I Hurl, at my life liii-iiii-iiii-iiii-iife
 These rhymes are child's play (child's play)
 Go to Subway look for Jared, NO WAY (NO WAY!)
 It's a sick world, local to global
 Listen to The Unseen by Quasimodo (SHOUT-OUT!)
 A black chappie, everybody know me!
 Haile Selassie, Emperor of the masses
 Never wear khaki, love to just piss and moan
 Trick 'em, make 'em think I joke
 Use the rap game as a drop zone
 Child for life, still own walkie-talkies
 Sitting in the cubby-hold eating chips, lonely (eating chips lonely)
 Got them public crabs, from an escort shack
 Give me the shame and the fame, GOTTA HAVE THAT
 Sleeping with my Teddy y'all
 Haters want to see me fall
 It's obvious I'm humorous
 You are all the witnesses
 Sleeping with my Teddy y'all
 Haters want to see me fall
 It's obvious I'm humorous
 You are all the witnesses, TRICK!
 Hurl, at my life
 I Hurl, at my life
 Hurl, at my life
 I Hurl, at my life liii-iiii-iiii-iiii-iife