Jackie Onassis

I'm about to tell a story that I haven't yet
 'Bout the most intelligent woman that I ever met
 She looked like Jackie Onassis
 Top of her classes
 I'm doin' my best just passin' by
 I'm so funny in my body I can barely walk
 And I'm so full of them funny feelings that I could barely talk
 And here comes Jackie Onassis
 Don't need to ask it
 Have you ever seen a woman so fine?
 She said, "Come on out just a couple hours
 We gonna have a real good time"
 And I tell her, "Where ya goin', where ya goin', when ya comin' home?"
 Somebody in the front seat calls out, "Everyone
 Quit wastin' my time!
 Gotta hit the road and hit the road, hit the road"
 There they go and there they go and I was on my own
 I ain't never spoke my mind up in a crowded place
 I ain't got no cool demeanor and smooth talkin' ways
 'Cause I ain't like Jackie Onassis
 Girls in sunglasses
 Lookin' me up like I'm part of some game
 And well, the altercation happened 'round the tenth of May, ah
 Some poorly dressed spectator had somethin' unkind to say
 It comes back to me in flashes
 I get risky, there's a swing and a miss
 And I'm all ashamed
 And when she found me I was in pieces
 Cryin' hard into my hat
 And she tell me, "Mama, you look lovely when you take a stand"
 And I tell her, "No one's ever been so kind to me
 And I thank you for that"
 Said, "Here you go and here you go, here you go"
 Took her hair out the bow and laid that ribbon in my hand
 Here we go!
 Look at that lady
 She carries herself right, she's singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 She's the first lady
 To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 Oh, play, play, play
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 I got sunny days on a track field
 Laughin' hard, just me and mine
 I got a great part in the spring play after all
 And I got my rose pink tinted glasses
 And they fit me just fine
 And I'll let it go and let it go, let it go
 Here we go!
 Look at that lady
 She carries herself right, she's singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 She's the first lady
 To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 Look at that lady
 She carries herself right, she's singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 She's the first lady
 To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
 Oh, woah, ah, woah, ah
 Look at that lady
 Little miss thing carries herself right, she's singin'
 Oh, ah, woah, ah, woah, ah
 She's the first lady
 Hold my hand and walk me through the night, and I'm singin'
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, woah, ah
 Look at that lady
 She carries herself right, she singin'
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah
 She's the first lady
 To walk me through the night, I'm singin'
 Ah, ah, ah, ah, oh, ah