What If I'm Right

You'll take me on a journey
 And be there till the end
 It won't be an uphill struggle
 On you I can depend
 You promised me a dream home
 With roses round the door
 You'll cover me in diamonds
 There's nothing I want more
 And
 You'll be strong
 And you'll turn me on
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 You'll be true and be faithful too
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 What if I'm right?
 'Cos if the rain starts falling
 You'll protect me with your coat
 And you'll always tape the football
 And let me watch my soap
 You'll always be as handsome
 And your weight will never gain
 And when I give birth to our children
 I will feel no pain
 And
 You'll bring me flowers
 And you'll bring the showers
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 You'll say I'm thin and bring the washing in
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 What if I'm right?
 You'll always keep the magic
 The tender love and care
 And when you need to change the light bulb
 You wont hand me the chair
 And when we're tired of the city
 And we find a country home
 You'll sell your vinyl records
 And go get us a loan
 You'll be my sympathetic lover
 And won't steal the covers
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 You won't forsake me
 Your mother won't hate me
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 You'll be strong
 And you'll turn me on
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 You'll be true
 And be faithful too
 But I've got my doubts and what if I'm right?
 What if I'm right?