He Hates Me

I met a guy last night and
 Girl, I felt the earth move
 If you'd a-been there I swear
 You would've felt it too
 But I spilled red wine on his white shirt
 I studdered and stumbled over all my words
 'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
 And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
 I love him, wanna have his babies
 The only problem is he hates me
 I thought I'd make things better
 So I asked if he liked to dance
 If we could get a little closer
 I thought we might have a chance
 Then my ex walked in and a fight broke out
 So much for a kiss with his busted up mouth
 But he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
 And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
 I love him, wanna have his babies
 The only problem is he hates me
 We could be honeymoonin' south of the border
 If he'd just drop that restraining order
 'Cuz he's got these brown eyes that drive me crazy
 And oh my God that smile of his just slays me
 I love him, wanna have his babies
 The only problem is he hates me
 Yeah, whatever honey.