Christmas Time In Hell

Well, I'll tell you what
 Maybe we'll have ourselves a little Christmas, right here
 C'mon everyone, gather 'round
 String up the lights and light up the tree, we're gonna make some revelry
 Spirits are high, so I can tell it's Christmas time in Hell
 Demons are nicer as you pass them by, there's lots of demon toys to buy
 The snow is falling and all is well, (it's Christmas time in Hell)
 There goes Jeffrey Dahmer with a festive Christmas ham
 After he has sex with it, he'll eat up all he can
 And there goes John F. Kennedy, caroling with his son
 (Reunited for the holidays, God bless us, everyone)
 (Everybody has a happy glow, let's dance in blood and pretend it's snow)
 Even Mao Tse Tung is under the spell, 'it's Christmas time in Hell)
 Adolf, here's a present for you
 Oh, ein tannenbaum
 Yes, ein tannenbaum
 God cast me down from heaven's door, to rule in Hell forever more
 But now I'm kinda glad that I fell, 'cause it's (Christmas time in Hell)
 Here's a rack to hang the stockings on, we still have to shop for Genghis Khan
 Michael Landon's hair looks swell, (it's Christmas time in Hell)
 There's Princess Diana, holding burning mistletoe
 Over poor Gene Siskel's head, just watch his weenie grow
 (For one day we all stop burning and the flames are not so thick)
 (All the screaming and the torture stops, as we wait for old Saint Nick)
 (So, string up the lights and light up the tree, we're damned for all eternity)
 (But for just one day, all is well, it's Christmas time in Hell)
 Get a toast together and make it quick, we've gotta make room for Andy Dick
 (Wake his mother and ring the bell, it's Christmas time)
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 (It's Christmas time in Hell) Merry Christmas, movie house