Laser Sharks - Original Mix

ON A STRANGE PLANET IN A FAR AWAY GALAXY THERE WERE 3 TEENAGE SHARKS THAT WERE VISITED BY HUMANS AND GIVEN ADVANCED LASER TECHNOLOGY FROM THE FUTURE. THE SHARKS JOINED MAN IN A BATTLE AGAINST EVIL ACROSS THE UNI. JOIN THE ADVENTURES OF LASER SHARKS AND HUMANS OF TOMORROW
 A DIFFERENT PRODUCT OF EVOLUTION
 HERE TO CRUSH THE REVOLUTION
 MUTANTS FROM OUTER SPACE
 AMERICAN ALL THE WAY
 THEY CAME TO SAVE THE DAY
 ITS THE LASER SHARKS
 MAN GAVE THEM LASER BEAMS
 TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN DREAM
 LASERS FROM THE DARK
 ITS THE THE LASER SHARKS
 TAKEN FROM THEIR HOME WORLD INDOCTRINATED, CREATED TO SERVE ALIENS, THAT CLAIM TO BE THEIR FRIENDS
 MUTANTS FROM OUTER SPACE
 AMERICAN ALL THE WAY
 THEY CAME TO SAVE THE DAY
 ITS THE LASER SHARKS
 MAN GAVE THEM LASER BEAMS
 TO PROTECT THE AMERICAN DREAM
 LASERS FROM THE DARK
 ITS THE THE LASER SHARKS
 SHIAWASENA SAME SAME X2
 SHIAWASENA LASER SAME X2
 AMERIKA GA KATTA
 KUKAN NI NIHON GA ITTEKIMASHITA
 SHIAWASENA SAME, WAREWARE GA HAKKEN
 WAREWARE WA, REZA O SETCHI
 IMA, WATASHITACHIHA HANGEKI
 WAREWARE WA KATSU
 Translation Japanese:
 Happy Shark, Shark. x2
 Happy Laser Shark. x2
 America won.
 Japan went to space. (Space could mean "empty space" or "outer space")
 We discovered a happy shark.
 We set up a laser.
 Then, we fought back. (This is phrased in present tense Japanese, but it is likely referring to the fact that we fought back after the shark and the laser.)
 We won. (Again, originally in present tense.)