Smile, I've Got Scythes

Look what I've got here for you
 Another bullet in the chamber
 Another way I can't save you
 I've got a present for you
 Something to send you on your way
 This never ending day
 Sure to blow your mind
 So, what are you going to do?
 But it's not all bad, there's no need to frown now
 We're all going to die, it's just a question how
 It's ok I'm not mad, there's no reason to be down
 You don't have to cry, come on smile, I've got scythes
 Let's see what we've got here for you
 A poison no scent or flavour
 An apple that's deadly later
 I've got a killer menu
 Your final meal before the grave
 It'll take the pain away
 Or your money back
 So, what are you going to do?
 But it's not all bad, there's no need to frown now
 We're all going to die, it's just a question how
 It's ok I'm not mad, there's no reason to be down
 You don't have to cry, come on smile, I've got scythes
 I've got a chainsaw, I've got a strong rope
 You've got a death wish, you've got no hope
 I've got a friend who can run you down
 Set you on fire, or even drown
 You could even get buried alive
 I've got razor blades or dynamite
 Do you want to burn out or fade away?
 What are you going to do?
 What are you going to do?
 What do you want to do?