The Wichita Train Whistle Sings

How in the world can a boy meet a girl
 That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl
 And how in this life can a man take a wife
 That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife
 You consider all my questions
 And you offer some suggestions
 Well maybe my best chance is just to wait and see
 There's a girl I tried to look-up
 And she said we cannot hook-up
 With all the energy it took up
 Can't someone please tell me
 How in the world can a boy meet a girl
 That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl
 And how in this life can a man take a wife
 That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife
 So I had a little respite
 And I became quite desperate
 Listening to Mike Nesmith
 The Wichita Train Whistle Sings
 Everybody's walking somewhere
 And everybody's stalking someone
 And everybody's talking
 But no one says a thing
 About
 How in the world a boy can meet a girl
 That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl
 And how in this life can a man take a wife
 That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife
 We don't know
 We don't know
 We don't know
 How in the world a boy can meet a girl
 That's as good a girl as his best friend's girl
 And how in this life can a man take a wife
 That's as good a wife as his best friend's wife
 Everybody's talking
 But no one says a thing
 The Wichita Train Whistle Sings