Rockstar

I'm through with standin' in lines to clubs I'll never get in
 It's like the bottom of the ninth and I'm never gonna win
 This life hasn't turned out
 Quite the way I want it to be
 (Tell me what you want)
 I want a brand new house on an episode of Cribs
 And a bathroom I can play baseball in
 And a king size tub
 Big enough for ten plus me
 (Yeah, so what you need?)
 I need a credit card that's got no limit
 And a big black jet with a bedroom in it
 Gonna join the mile high club
 At thirty-seven thousand feet
 (Been there, done that)
 I want a new tour bus full of old guitars
 My own star on Hollywood Boulevard
 Somewhere between Cher
 And James Dean is fine for me
 (So how you gonna do it?)
 I'm gonna trade this life
 For fortune and fame
 I'd even cut my hair
 And change my name
 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
 And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
 The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
 We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
 And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
 In the VIP with the movie stars
 Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
 Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
 And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
 Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
 I wanna be great like Elvis without the tassels
 Hire eight body guards that love to beat up assholes
 Sign a couple autographs
 So I can eat my meals for free
 (I'll have a quesadilla -on the house)
 I'm gonna dress my ass with the latest fashion
 Get a front door key to the Playboy mansion
 Gonna date a centerfold that loves
 To blow my money for me
 (So how you gonna do it?)
 I'm gonna trade this life
 For fortune and fame
 I'd even cut my hair
 And change my name
 'Cause we all just wanna be big rockstars
 And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
 The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
 We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
 And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
 In the VIP with the movie stars
 Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
 Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
 And we'll hide out in the private rooms
 With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
 They'll get you anything with that evil smile
 Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
 Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
 I'm gonna sing those songs that offend the censors
 Gonna pop my pills from a Pez dispenser
 Get washed-up singers writin' all my songs
 Lipsync 'em every night so I don't get 'em wrong
 Well, we all just wanna be big rockstars
 And live in hilltop houses, drivin' fifteen cars
 The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap
 We'll all stay skinny 'cause we just won't eat
 And we'll hang out in the coolest bars
 In the VIP with the movie stars
 Every good gold digger's gonna wind up there
 Every Playboy bunny with her bleach blond hair
 And we'll hide out in the private rooms
 With the latest dictionary of today's who's who
 They'll get you anything with that evil smile
 Everybody's got a drug dealer on speed dial
 Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar
 Hey, hey, I wanna be a rockstar