Look It Up

I could show you how, but I ain't no teacher
 I won't write you instructions or describe every feature
 But I wrote you this song, even though I can't sing
 If I was a librarian, I'd say the same thing
 Look it up, I don't have time to explain
 Got too many thoughts floatin' around in my brain
 Look it up, I know the answer but you're botherin' me
 I don't have the patience, and I don't work for free
 I'm not at your service, I've got better things to do
 You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new
 Look it up
 I'm getting tired of always being that go-to-guy
 Bombarded with who what when where and why?
 Whether it's in person, by email or phone
 I can't take any more questions, so you're on your own
 Look it up, I don't have time to explain
 Got too many thoughts floatin' around in my brain
 Look it up, I know the answer but you're botherin' me
 I don't have the patience, and I don't work for free
 I'm not at your service, I've got better things to do
 You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new
 Look it up
 You need to learn to be more self-sufficient
 I'm all out of favors and I'm far from omniscient
 Next time you want my help, just play this song
 Chances are the internet is right and I'm wrong
 Look it up, I don't have time to explain
 Got too many thoughts floatin' around in my brain
 Look it up, I know the answer but you're botherin' me
 I don't have the patience, and I don't work for free
 I'm not at your service, I've got better things to do
 You need to leave me alone, and go ask somebody new
 Look it up
 No I won't write you a cheat sheet or draw you a doodle
 So go online and try Yahoo or Google
 Look it up