Sad Song

Alright there's something truly magnificent about being sad
 And that is that everyone can be sad
 Some people are sad sometimes
 Other people are sad all the time
 And this is just a song about being sad
 Whoopdie-doo, let's get to it, haha
 I've got a problem, I'm always so sad
 The littlest things get me pissed off or mad
 My life's pretty good, no, I don't have it bad
 So it's hard to explain all these feelings I have
 I'm just a baby, I think that explains it
 I burnt up my toast got so sad that I fainted
 I played a great song on repeat, now I hate it
 And nobody likes this picture I painted
 My only messages come from my mommy
 I spend my life feeling like nobody wants me
 You're kinda cute, but your friend is a hottie
 His shiny white teeth and his muscular body
 I wear a cool outfit and try to look edgy
 My underwear rides up and gives me a wedgie
 My pants are too tight, now I wish they were stretchy
 Why do these small things always upset me?
 Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
 But that's just life
 It'll be alright
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing this song
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing along
 What's a party? I've never been
 Well, I went to one once, but I couldn't get in
 I bought a lottery ticket, but I didn't win
 So I bought two more and I lost again
 My phone's plugged in but it isn't charging
 I wake up in the morning looking like a Martian
 I'm crying on the daily, you could call me Carson
 Could you please the door if you're gonna barge in?
 My shoes are too small and can't fit my foot in
 Went back to the mall and I stepped in some pudding
 I tried to return them, they said that I couldn't
 Here are some things that upset me that shouldn't
 My coffee's too bitter, got stains on my shirt
 I popped my balloon, and my dog is a jerk
 I stepped in some gum then stepped in some poop
 I feel like a hamster, I'm stuck in a loop
 Little things make me wanna cry sometimes
 But that's just life
 It'll be alright
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing this song
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing along
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing this song
 If you're really sad
 Everything just turns out wrong
 If you're really sad
 Let me hear you sing along