She Said

She said...
 "I'm not using my body now,
 So you can play with me if you want to."
 AAAAGGGHHh[gibberish/incomprehensible]!
 Oh, not so much lethargic
 As so much uninterested,
 So I kept entering into her
 Interesting intercourse of events
 Uuugghh I noticed her face was melting
 But if you put yourself in my shoes!
 What would I,
 Say?
 [Megaphone]Yeah uh, we got a missing person, and we gotta STD, and we gotta know, so.
 And she said:
 [woman]"I'm not using my body now, so you can play with me if you want to."
 AAAAGGGHHh[gibberish/incomprehensible]!
 Oh, not so much lethargic
 As so much uninterested,
 So I kept entering into her
 Interesting intercourse of events
 Uuugghh I noticed her face was melting
 But if you put yourself in my shoes!
 What would I,
 Say?
 SAY?!
 Well uh we got a missing person, and we gotta STD, and we gotta know, so...