I Love You, Pav Bhaji

Play dough.
 Never expect another prisoner.
 Always and forever.
 Under the watchful eye of the predator.
 Kiss her till it leaves back a scar.
 Dear President, may I please show you my willy?
 Cos I'd like you to know what it means when I will never tell,
 never wish and never know
 What it takes to be another side, another shore
 Falling into what will be still outta whack, I don't know
 If you're gonna keep your foot in mouth, you don't need a pedicure.
 Tell me what they said. I didn't even hear.
 Tell me what it means. I don't even know.
 Tell me what to do. I'm not even here!
 Tell me where to go. Anywhere but here!
 Tell me who I am. How am I to know?
 Tell me why I'm here. I can't say for sure.
 Tell me who to see. The ones that disappeared!
 Pressure cook mixed vegetables and peas till well done.
 Mash them coarsely after draining.
 Heat butter in a pan.
 Add ginger-garlice, capsicum, onion, tomatoes.
 Fry for 2-3 minutes till very soft.
 Add pavbhaji masala, chilli powder, turmeric, salt, sugar and fry further 2-3 minutes.
 Bring to boil.
 Simmer till gravy is thick, stirring and mashing pieces with masala, in between.
 Add lemon juice, stir.
 Garnish with chopped coriander and a block of butter. Now, have with pav.
 Butter. Nimbu. Kanda. La!
 I love you, Pav Bhaji.
 Baby, I love you. Pav Bhaji.
 Darling, I love you. Pav Bhaji.